Two Double-O Nine: THE RETURN OF DA BLIND

January 7, 2009

 

Hello kiddies, I’m baaaaaack! Sorta.

After a whole month of Defending the Ancients inactivity,

 

 

 

wait..

Okay, NOW I’m back! Sorta.

 

here’s a quickie post coz I need to sleep in 15mins coz I have  a FUCKING 7AM CLASS TOMORROW FFFFFFFFF:

 

So after oh so many years of “My New Year’s Resolution is not to have a New Year’s Resolution. I did it! YAYZ!”, I’ve finally made a few resolutions for two double o-nine. Coz  I realized that while two double-o eight was an awesome year(for parteh-ing and slacking off), I really didn’t do anything productive(like blogging or brushing my teeth) and I didn’t really learn anything useful/practical that’ll help me in the real world(like how to be an internet supahstar). I also got fat.

 

So here are my resolutions these year:

1. Learn. Something, anything, everything, as long as I get something out of it. Then APPLY that knowledge and be productive for once. This includes drawing(I am enrolled in Multimedia Arts and I can’t draw to save my life. SAVE ME PL0X!), Photography, Webapps, Languages and anything that I am interested to but was too lazy to do anything about.

2. Write MOAR. Apparently, some people think that I can come up with half-decent shit if I wasn’t so lazy. Those people have been known to be demented, sadistic and perverted, but they somehow convinced me to write moar so they can laugh at my misfortunes in life.

3. Be Smexy again. Through working out and a diet(that is driving me INSANE-er). I want my smexy 2005 bodeh and By Jupiter I shall have it back!

4. And World Peace. Bow. Thank You!

 

 

Up Next: DLS-CSB’s sucky Orientation and my EPIC PHAIL. Same blind time, same blind channel!


Bad Touch! Sexual Harassment!

November 27, 2008

 

I’ve learned a lot of things during my 20-something years here on this realm; how to eat ice cream using chopsticks, how to pretend to be a gurl in the interwebs, how to make glue and liquid paper smell like semen(add a curly hair for added effect) etc etc. And then there are things that I’ve learned on one of the finer things in life: Sexual Harassment.

I’m sure you’ve all experienced this before, as both  the harasser and harasee. Your dad’s freaky fratmate that likes to hug you.  That gay guy who somehow knows your phone number and home address. That friend with a rather large set of bewbage, just waiting for your elbow to squish in between them with full force, accidentally of course. Right. We’re all guilty of this, especially us guys. I was recently harassed by a chick and a not-so-chick, I would have returned the favor(to the chick) if we weren’t in the middle of a 7/11 store. This is pretty much why I’m making this post.

 

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Know your fetishes!

November 21, 2008

 

Badeyes Mcblind, stealing memes from MR.POOLE’s site, thinks that knowing your fetishes and preferences is important!

Save the image, edit in paint, use bucket tool and click thy fetishes, upload, paste the url in the comment field, ????, PROFIT!

 

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Here’s mine:

 

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DON’T JUDGE ME! >:E 

Thanks to a guy we’ll hide under the name SHANAISHOT for linking me to the im/a/ge.

Edit: Here’s Mr. Siopao’s colorful fetishes:

 

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Edit 2:

Badeyes McBlind: Buruma?
SHAX: bloomers
SHAX: gym shorts

Too lazy to edit the images!

Edit 3: NIGHTMARE MODE

Put exactly five points per opposite side pair in the chart! Eg. 5 in Female, 0 in male. 3 in Cute, 2 in Beautifule etc etc.

Example:

SHANAISHOT’s chart


Plurk me up!

November 18, 2008

 

http://www.plurk.com/malabo

Add me, bitches!

 

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