Did somebody just say Weeaboo?

November 28, 2008

 

 

This blog is getting too weeaboo. I need something non-Japanese to write about. Give a random non-weeaboo topic and I’ll blog about it. Maybe.

 

 

 

prikitiw prikitiw prikitiw

 

 Wait, what?


Bad Touch! Sexual Harassment!

November 27, 2008

 

I’ve learned a lot of things during my 20-something years here on this realm; how to eat ice cream using chopsticks, how to pretend to be a gurl in the interwebs, how to make glue and liquid paper smell like semen(add a curly hair for added effect) etc etc. And then there are things that I’ve learned on one of the finer things in life: Sexual Harassment.

I’m sure you’ve all experienced this before, as both  the harasser and harasee. Your dad’s freaky fratmate that likes to hug you.  That gay guy who somehow knows your phone number and home address. That friend with a rather large set of bewbage, just waiting for your elbow to squish in between them with full force, accidentally of course. Right. We’re all guilty of this, especially us guys. I was recently harassed by a chick and a not-so-chick, I would have returned the favor(to the chick) if we weren’t in the middle of a 7/11 store. This is pretty much why I’m making this post.

 

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I CAN’T FIND MY GLASSES! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

November 27, 2008

 

 

 

The women are beautiful and the men are women. Varying degrees of want. Lots of pretty colors which happens to be passing cars and jeeps. I’m going to Galle this evening to buy this week’s comics. May the force be with you. And also with you. Amen.


Candy Boy: The Animu that LIES

November 26, 2008

 

 

So, a certain SHAX forced me to watch a short 4 1/2-episode animu called Candy Boy with the false promise of Lesbo Wincest. There were neither candies nor boys in this animu. Lies and Slander!

 

 

The first scene shows twin sisters holding hands while sleeping. HOSHIT! FUCK YEAR! But don’t get your hopes up, that’s about as awesome as it gets. Yes folks, there are NO fanservice in this deceitful animu. No bewbage, no pansu, no real lesbian wincest. Just uncomfortable situations between two twins, their loli sister and this annoying short lesbian with big bewbs. I expected better from you, Japan!

 

 

So it’s pretty much your normal slice of life animu, except it’s about twin sisters who shares the same bed, hold hands where ever they go and is stalked by an annoying short lesbo; but nothing really happens between them. Implied wincest isn’t enough, dammit! Still worth watching though, the animu is short and you get to ask yourself if sisters do these things IRL. One can only hope.

 

 

Up next: Badeyes McBlind marathons Maria-sama ga Miteru! Catholic All-girl school wooo!


Know your fetishes!

November 21, 2008

 

Badeyes Mcblind, stealing memes from MR.POOLE’s site, thinks that knowing your fetishes and preferences is important!

Save the image, edit in paint, use bucket tool and click thy fetishes, upload, paste the url in the comment field, ????, PROFIT!

 

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Here’s mine:

 

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DON’T JUDGE ME! >:E 

Thanks to a guy we’ll hide under the name SHANAISHOT for linking me to the im/a/ge.

Edit: Here’s Mr. Siopao’s colorful fetishes:

 

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Edit 2:

Badeyes McBlind: Buruma?
SHAX: bloomers
SHAX: gym shorts

Too lazy to edit the images!

Edit 3: NIGHTMARE MODE

Put exactly five points per opposite side pair in the chart! Eg. 5 in Female, 0 in male. 3 in Cute, 2 in Beautifule etc etc.

Example:

SHANAISHOT’s chart


Plurk me up!

November 18, 2008

 

http://www.plurk.com/malabo

Add me, bitches!

 

also,


New Wallpaper! FUCK YEAR!

November 18, 2008

 

I finally grew tired of my Bruce Lee Green Lantern wallpaper and decided to get a new one. I was torn between two Immortal Iron Fist wallpapers, so why choose if you can get both?

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So basically, it’s two existing Immortal Iron Fist wallpapers merged into one using MSpaint(and asking someone to shoop some of colors). Special thanks to Chryz for helping me with the colors lol.