Necrophilia is Awesome

April 16, 2009

Isn’t it just a wee bit sad that every new blog post I make is a “LOL I’M ALIIIIIVE” post? Well too bad, coz this is yet another one! I IS NOT DEDZ!

The term is almost over. I don’t even need to take my last exam tomorrow but I will because: LEGS. I ‘m pretty sure that I’ll pass everything save for MOTHERFUCKING RETORIKA(your subject is bad and you should feel bad, you senile menopause-ing old hag PS. fuck you). I can finally revert to unproductive bastard mode, at least. FUCK YEAR!

Here’s a random pic from MR. POOLE’s website:

My Nokia 5800’s camera sucks.

I got this shirt at Robinsons Galleria a few weeks ago for like 100 bucks or something. Another example of people profiteering by stealing memes from MR. POOLE’s website. m00tikins is struggling to make ends meet and people earn LOTS from the shit they scavenge and steal from his imageboard produces everyday. Poor m00t ;_; all he wanted was to be a little girl.

ANYWAY, as expected, this post will be followed another FUCK YOU, THIS BLOG IS ALIVE post after a month or so..maybe. Reason: I AM LAZEH. So here’s the things I planned to do on the short summer break.

Things to do:

1. Learn to fucking draw.- I have Freehand Drawing and two other artsy subjects next term, I can’t even draw stick figures.. Why am I an arts student again?

2. Learn to play the guitar – Daddykins left me his expensive Ovation guitar, I think he wants me to use it. I want to play the alto sax again, but I just don’t have the funds to buy a new one.

3. DSLR – SAVE SAVE SAVE! RAKETS! DO OTHER PEOPLE’S PROJECTS! SELL PORN! NIGHTS IN Q. CIRCLE! GET A FUCKING CAMERA!

4. GET FIT – SRSLY.

4. Don’t get darker – lrn2sunblock.

5. Pipeline – This is strict instructions from the best friend.


Pers Day Pak! The Adventures of 10899588!

January 7, 2009

 

Let’s do the fuck, let’s do the first daaaaay fuck!

 

Hello, kiddies! I just want to take this opportunity to announce that I am once again a FRESHMAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hello po ate. Help me, I’m lost >:). But I’m sure you’ve already heard of the delightful news, especially if you’re a one-o-five or one-o-four friend since I’ve been shouting my one-o-eight-ness all day long. Ne, senpaaaaaais? 

So I’ve started my CSB life yesterday at the orientation. It’s nowhere as good as DLSU’s LPEP, but the facis(I’M OLDER THAN THEM LOL) were too very energetic and hospitable. But yeah, it’s pretty boring. I only attended in hopes of meeting a Korean chick; but alas, their Zerg hivemind detected my evil scheme and withrew their forces. So I was stuck there in a room full of strangers, most of them aren’t even in the same course. And unlike DLSU’s LPEP, they were very apathetic. My LPEP was wild and noisy because I had 4 LSGH batchmates who became my blockmates, the CSB orientation on the other hand was oh so quiet(except for the facis, who did their best to lighten up the mood) and even awkward at times.

After an ice breaker called Fusion(I love this game!), the group finally started to loosen up. But then we had to sit through speeches and videos about the Lasallian Core Values and all that jazz. Yayz, I get to learn the prayer and alma mater again! Then they showed us various vids, most of them were cool  and entertaining. Until they showed that crappy I’d rather be Green than be Blue vid made by my lower classmen 3 years ago for their music subject in high school. I should really stop comparing the sister schools lol. CSB has prettier chicks!

So the day was pretty much a disaster. Maybe because of an incident that involces a certain girl who looks like Cel Opaco who got away fromy my clutches FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. But I got to meet some interesting people, won’t get lost in the campus anymore(but I’ll still pretend to anyway in hopes of meeting wimminz) and I at least know some of my MMA peers.

 

So the orientation was a flop, but the real term started today! Here is the list of BS FLOATING ABMMA subjects that I have for this term:

  • ORDEV-A – Orientation and Development of Values A
  • HISTORY – Philippine History
  • POLIGOV – Politics and Governance
  • JOSERIZ – Jose P. Rizal
  • GEPSYCH – General Psychology
  • NATSCA1 – Human Factors in Design
  • PEONEPF – Physical Fitness (aka Aerobics)
  • FLOATING GALORE!

     

    I had a 7am class(Aerobics) today, I arrived 15mins late to see my blockmates(some of them are cute YUS!) leaving the Dance Room saying that the prof ditched us. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    I woke up at 5am for NOTHING! So I said to myself “ok, pak dis..”. Being the responsible christian achiever that I am, I did the fuck, the first day fuck and didn’t attend the rest of my classes. GO ME! So yeah, my REAL first day will start tomorrow with a 3hr class(NATSCA1) about “ergonomics and anthropometrics”, lolwat? But I’m sure that I’ll be motivated to go tomorrow, the SDA bldg is full of chicks! Especially the Fashon Design chicks! YUS!

     

    PS. The Benildian song thingie sucks. Srsly, change pl0x.

    PSPS. I broke the diet again today. I’M SORRY FIEL! It’s only a quarter cup of rice and buffalo wings!


    Two Double-O Nine: THE RETURN OF DA BLIND

    January 7, 2009

     

    Hello kiddies, I’m baaaaaack! Sorta.

    After a whole month of Defending the Ancients inactivity,

     

     

     

    wait..

    Okay, NOW I’m back! Sorta.

     

    here’s a quickie post coz I need to sleep in 15mins coz I have  a FUCKING 7AM CLASS TOMORROW FFFFFFFFF:

     

    So after oh so many years of “My New Year’s Resolution is not to have a New Year’s Resolution. I did it! YAYZ!”, I’ve finally made a few resolutions for two double o-nine. Coz  I realized that while two double-o eight was an awesome year(for parteh-ing and slacking off), I really didn’t do anything productive(like blogging or brushing my teeth) and I didn’t really learn anything useful/practical that’ll help me in the real world(like how to be an internet supahstar). I also got fat.

     

    So here are my resolutions these year:

    1. Learn. Something, anything, everything, as long as I get something out of it. Then APPLY that knowledge and be productive for once. This includes drawing(I am enrolled in Multimedia Arts and I can’t draw to save my life. SAVE ME PL0X!), Photography, Webapps, Languages and anything that I am interested to but was too lazy to do anything about.

    2. Write MOAR. Apparently, some people think that I can come up with half-decent shit if I wasn’t so lazy. Those people have been known to be demented, sadistic and perverted, but they somehow convinced me to write moar so they can laugh at my misfortunes in life.

    3. Be Smexy again. Through working out and a diet(that is driving me INSANE-er). I want my smexy 2005 bodeh and By Jupiter I shall have it back!

    4. And World Peace. Bow. Thank You!

     

     

    Up Next: DLS-CSB’s sucky Orientation and my EPIC PHAIL. Same blind time, same blind channel!


    Did somebody just say Weeaboo?

    November 28, 2008

     

     

    This blog is getting too weeaboo. I need something non-Japanese to write about. Give a random non-weeaboo topic and I’ll blog about it. Maybe.

     

     

     

    prikitiw prikitiw prikitiw

     

     Wait, what?