Badeyes McBlind starring in “The Ultimate Test: The CSB Entrance Exam”



I took my CSB entrance exam this afternoon and here’s what I’ve learned:

ಠ_ಠ It’s okay to not bring ballpens – Just borrow from the proctor. CSB understands it’s future students!  I overheard “SHIT! Bolpen!” quite a few times today. I even said it myself, but at least I bought a couple from National Bookstore before entering the campus. 

ಠ_ಠ Arriving very late is fine – CSB cares not for punctuality!

ಠ_ಠ Some people actually took the exam seriously – ’nuff said

ಠ_ಠ Stay away from foreign chicks – They will fuck you up! “This is a very impohtant test, yoh leg is very distracting” said the Taiwanese chick beside me. Stop looking at my leg then! She even asked the proctor to stop us from ‘disctracting’ her. Welcome to the Phailippines. Man, she needs to get rid of the sand in her vagoo. She apologized and smiled afterwards, but I really didn’t care. IF ONLY SHE WAS HOT.

ಠ_ಠ MDAS questions in a college entrance exam – This is just awesome. I overheard some guy complaining to his friend on how the math part was hard coz he forgot how to convert fractions to decimals. Damn, just damn. In a related note, I don’t know whether to laugh or facepalm so I did both at the same time: I FORGOT HOW TO COMPUTE FOR GCF FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

ಠ_ಠ 3D pictures suck – Questions involving Mass and Volume were made just to mess with you. Their only purpose is to consume your time. When you see a 3D-shaped drawing, just shade a random letter and move on to the next question.

ಠ_ಠ Science is for dweebs – Yes folks, there were no Science questions.  Somebody report this to the Science Police or Bill Nye!

ಠ_ಠ CSB-McDonalds Conspiracy – They purposely set exams on sundays, giving us no choice but to somehow manage to fit all the students and guardians(lol, a lot of people actually brought their parents along, making them wait for 4hrs) at the McDonalds branch across the street. ’tis a conspiracy!

There you have it, folks! Use this vital information if you suddenly find yourself booted out from your University only to enroll at the one across the street!





9 Responses to Badeyes McBlind starring in “The Ultimate Test: The CSB Entrance Exam”

  1. siopao says:

    a long long time ago, I heard the same remark from my classmate. LOL SEMI-HONORS PALA HA

  2. akosigundam says:

    I took the BEE too!! What course did you apply?

    Man, I gotta agree with ya! CSB does suck on punctuality. Mine started 15 minutes late, thanks to a couple of no-shows. The proctor was, like, “You can use this time for a short nap. We’re still waiting for the other examinees.” Nap, my ass!! Almost pissed my pants! Had my transcripts been a bit rosier, I wouldn’t have been that nerve-wracked.

    Compared to DLSUCET, BEE was a cakewalk! Math parts weren’t that hard; they just need a little common sense and a shotgun. And yes, I too forgot to compute for the GCfuckingF.

  3. Badeyes McBlind says:

    Nerve-wrecked? lolwut. You do know that NOBODY fails the BEE, right? Well, there was one dude from my HS batch, but that was a fluke.

    Howdya stumble to the Blindland, stranger? Kinda surprised since the blindblog’s only been around for half a day.

  4. Badeyes McBlind says:

    @Yuki: No idea, never took the USTCET.

    @M-Gay: No choice lol. I’m sure there’ll be moooaaar facepalmtastic moments when classes start.

  5. Grecko Abesamis says:

    There are more facepalm moments when you get in there. Like kids asking kiddie questions and Profs giving away perfect scores without giving exams.

    CSB is just like DLSU’s milking ground, you should’ve applied to better schools

  6. Yukino Sora Silvermaine says:

    So it’s worse than USTCET?

  7. Jean says:

    Haha, I liked this post. Sorry if this is randomly replied, but i was just wondering if there was a tagalog section. Hence the fact that i am a foreigner, i do not speak nor understand tagalog whatsoever! Dx

  8. I don’t think so? o_o

  9. Christelle says:

    Is that true that nobody fails the BEE?

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