Necrophilia is Awesome

Isn’t it just a wee bit sad that every new blog post I make is a “LOL I’M ALIIIIIVE” post? Well too bad, coz this is yet another one! I IS NOT DEDZ!

The term is almost over. I don’t even need to take my last exam tomorrow but I will because: LEGS. I ‘m pretty sure that I’ll pass everything save for MOTHERFUCKING RETORIKA(your subject is bad and you should feel bad, you senile menopause-ing old hag PS. fuck you). I can finally revert to unproductive bastard mode, at least. FUCK YEAR!

Here’s a random pic from MR. POOLE’s website:

My Nokia 5800’s camera sucks.

I got this shirt at Robinsons Galleria a few weeks ago for like 100 bucks or something. Another example of people profiteering by stealing memes from MR. POOLE’s website. m00tikins is struggling to make ends meet and people earn LOTS from the shit they scavenge and steal from his imageboard produces everyday. Poor m00t ;_; all he wanted was to be a little girl.

ANYWAY, as expected, this post will be followed another FUCK YOU, THIS BLOG IS ALIVE post after a month or so..maybe. Reason: I AM LAZEH. So here’s the things I planned to do on the short summer break.

Things to do:

1. Learn to fucking draw.- I have Freehand Drawing and two other artsy subjects next term, I can’t even draw stick figures.. Why am I an arts student again?

2. Learn to play the guitar – Daddykins left me his expensive Ovation guitar, I think he wants me to use it. I want to play the alto sax again, but I just don’t have the funds to buy a new one.

3. DSLR – SAVE SAVE SAVE! RAKETS! DO OTHER PEOPLE’S PROJECTS! SELL PORN! NIGHTS IN Q. CIRCLE! GET A FUCKING CAMERA!

4. GET FIT – SRSLY.

4. Don’t get darker – lrn2sunblock.

5. Pipeline – This is strict instructions from the best friend.

V-Day! Not this shit again!

 

Hey kiddos, I’m back! And instead of doing my paper due in 5hrs, I’ve decided to make a blog post! YAYZ! Blogging – enriching the minds of today’s youth!

 

So, it’s that time of the year again. When people either become Euphoric, EMO or even both at the same time. When motels are always full and condom(Okamoto pl0x) sales(or blades for the emo peoples) skyrocket. When everyone gains weight because of all the damn chocolate sales. And when people place bets whether their “manoks” succeeds in wooing their damsels; basking in the glory of alchohol when they triumph or bawwwing their hearts out, trying to drown the sorrow with booze. Either way, we get to consume alchohol so it’s all good.

 

With the big V-Day only 12 days away, tensions have already risen; I know several people who’ve already made plans with their special someones, or have planned surprises for their targets. Some are already preparing booze to commemorate their victory/defeat(invite me pl0x). Others, like me, have done nothing to prepare and are pretty much panicking on what to do, who to get and how to do it.   What are YOU gonna do?

 

CODE RED! Words that men fear!

 

There are some phrases, very short phrases that all men dread, a few little words that  if said by a woman will drive them into a state of calamity and panic; unable to eat, sleep or even fap! Phrases such as “We have to talk”, “I’m pregnant”, “I used to be a man” and the one that recently activated my good friend’s CODE RED: “Have I gained weight?” OH NO, SHE DIDN’T! HOSHIT!

Here’s how I usually handle it: I tell the truth. Yes, kiddies, I am a stupid brave man. My ROTC Corps Commander once quoted: “A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.” 

If she didn’t gain, just tell them! She’d think that you’re just pulling her legs or being boleros, but you’re just being honest. If she did gain weight and it’s noticable, then just tell the truth! THEN RUN FOR COVER! But srsly, this might even motivate ’em to lose weight and you can help! Gym buddies! If you really can’t tell, just tell her that she sorta did, but she looks great anyway! This way, you’re still kinda being honest and they’d still be concious about it; they might be encouraged to become sexier. YUS!

 

 wait, wat? 

 

What I’d like to know is how YOU guys would handle this situation. SO! Here’s something for ya! A girl you really like(this applies to lesbians and bi-sexuals too. Yes, I’m looking at you, Joanne) suddenly asks you(yes, you!) this question: “tumaba ba ako?/have I gained weight?”. What would your answer be? I want your exact words! A scenario, even! I’m sure a lot of you have encountered similar situations, TELL YOUR STORY! I want to know!

For my female readers, I want to know how would you react to their answer/s. Would you doubt them? Think that their answer is based on how fast they can get you to take off your pants? Would you accept their poorly concieved lies as a form of self assurance? TELL YOUR STORY! I want to know as well!

 

 

On a completely unrelated note: I’m torn between the Nokia 5800 Xpress Music and the Sony Ericsson W980i. Halp me choose pl0x!

Pers Day Pak! The Adventures of 10899588!

 

Let’s do the fuck, let’s do the first daaaaay fuck!

 

Hello, kiddies! I just want to take this opportunity to announce that I am once again a FRESHMAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hello po ate. Help me, I’m lost >:). But I’m sure you’ve already heard of the delightful news, especially if you’re a one-o-five or one-o-four friend since I’ve been shouting my one-o-eight-ness all day long. Ne, senpaaaaaais? 

So I’ve started my CSB life yesterday at the orientation. It’s nowhere as good as DLSU’s LPEP, but the facis(I’M OLDER THAN THEM LOL) were too very energetic and hospitable. But yeah, it’s pretty boring. I only attended in hopes of meeting a Korean chick; but alas, their Zerg hivemind detected my evil scheme and withrew their forces. So I was stuck there in a room full of strangers, most of them aren’t even in the same course. And unlike DLSU’s LPEP, they were very apathetic. My LPEP was wild and noisy because I had 4 LSGH batchmates who became my blockmates, the CSB orientation on the other hand was oh so quiet(except for the facis, who did their best to lighten up the mood) and even awkward at times.

After an ice breaker called Fusion(I love this game!), the group finally started to loosen up. But then we had to sit through speeches and videos about the Lasallian Core Values and all that jazz. Yayz, I get to learn the prayer and alma mater again! Then they showed us various vids, most of them were cool  and entertaining. Until they showed that crappy I’d rather be Green than be Blue vid made by my lower classmen 3 years ago for their music subject in high school. I should really stop comparing the sister schools lol. CSB has prettier chicks!

So the day was pretty much a disaster. Maybe because of an incident that involces a certain girl who looks like Cel Opaco who got away fromy my clutches FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. But I got to meet some interesting people, won’t get lost in the campus anymore(but I’ll still pretend to anyway in hopes of meeting wimminz) and I at least know some of my MMA peers.

 

So the orientation was a flop, but the real term started today! Here is the list of BS FLOATING ABMMA subjects that I have for this term:

ORDEV-A - Orientation and Development of Values A

HISTORY - Philippine History

POLIGOV – Politics and Governance

JOSERIZ - Jose P. Rizal

GEPSYCH - General Psychology

NATSCA1 - Human Factors in Design

PEONEPF – Physical Fitness (aka Aerobics)

FLOATING GALORE!

 

I had a 7am class(Aerobics) today, I arrived 15mins late to see my blockmates(some of them are cute YUS!) leaving the Dance Room saying that the prof ditched us. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I woke up at 5am for NOTHING! So I said to myself “ok, pak dis..”. Being the responsible christian achiever that I am, I did the fuck, the first day fuck and didn’t attend the rest of my classes. GO ME! So yeah, my REAL first day will start tomorrow with a 3hr class(NATSCA1) about “ergonomics and anthropometrics”, lolwat? But I’m sure that I’ll be motivated to go tomorrow, the SDA bldg is full of chicks! Especially the Fashon Design chicks! YUS!

 

PS. The Benildian song thingie sucks. Srsly, change pl0x.

PSPS. I broke the diet again today. I’M SORRY FIEL! It’s only a quarter cup of rice and buffalo wings!

Two Double-O Nine: THE RETURN OF DA BLIND

 

Hello kiddies, I’m baaaaaack! Sorta.

After a whole month of Defending the Ancients inactivity,

 

 

 

wait..

Okay, NOW I’m back! Sorta.

 

here’s a quickie post coz I need to sleep in 15mins coz I have  a FUCKING 7AM CLASS TOMORROW FFFFFFFFF:

 

So after oh so many years of “My New Year’s Resolution is not to have a New Year’s Resolution. I did it! YAYZ!”, I’ve finally made a few resolutions for two double o-nine. Coz  I realized that while two double-o eight was an awesome year(for parteh-ing and slacking off), I really didn’t do anything productive(like blogging or brushing my teeth) and I didn’t really learn anything useful/practical that’ll help me in the real world(like how to be an internet supahstar). I also got fat.

 

So here are my resolutions these year:

1. Learn. Something, anything, everything, as long as I get something out of it. Then APPLY that knowledge and be productive for once. This includes drawing(I am enrolled in Multimedia Arts and I can’t draw to save my life. SAVE ME PL0X!), Photography, Webapps, Languages and anything that I am interested to but was too lazy to do anything about.

2. Write MOAR. Apparently, some people think that I can come up with half-decent shit if I wasn’t so lazy. Those people have been known to be demented, sadistic and perverted, but they somehow convinced me to write moar so they can laugh at my misfortunes in life.

3. Be Smexy again. Through working out and a diet(that is driving me INSANE-er). I want my smexy 2005 bodeh and By Jupiter I shall have it back!

4. And World Peace. Bow. Thank You!

 

 

Up Next: DLS-CSB’s sucky Orientation and my EPIC PHAIL. Same blind time, same blind channel!

I FOUND MY GLASSES! YUSSS!

 

 

Found them Saturday afternoon while I was taking a bath, right next to my shaving cream. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Did somebody just say Weeaboo?

 

 

This blog is getting too weeaboo. I need something non-Japanese to write about. Give a random non-weeaboo topic and I’ll blog about it. Maybe.

 

 

 

prikitiw prikitiw prikitiw

 

 Wait, what?

Bad Touch! Sexual Harassment!

 

I’ve learned a lot of things during my 20-something years here on this realm; how to eat ice cream using chopsticks, how to pretend to be a gurl in the interwebs, how to make glue and liquid paper smell like semen(add a curly hair for added effect) etc etc. And then there are things that I’ve learned on one of the finer things in life: Sexual Harassment.

I’m sure you’ve all experienced this before, as both  the harasser and harasee. Your dad’s freaky fratmate that likes to hug you.  That gay guy who somehow knows your phone number and home address. That friend with a rather large set of bewbage, just waiting for your elbow to squish in between them with full force, accidentally of course. Right. We’re all guilty of this, especially us guys. I was recently harassed by a chick and a not-so-chick, I would have returned the favor(to the chick) if we weren’t in the middle of a 7/11 store. This is pretty much why I’m making this post.

 

I CAN’T FIND MY GLASSES! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

 

 

The women are beautiful and the men are women. Varying degrees of want. Lots of pretty colors which happens to be passing cars and jeeps. I’m going to Galle this evening to buy this week’s comics. May the force be with you. And also with you. Amen.

Candy Boy: The Animu that LIES

 

 

So, a certain SHAX forced me to watch a short 4 1/2-episode animu called Candy Boy with the false promise of Lesbo Wincest. There were neither candies nor boys in this animu. Lies and Slander!

 

 

The first scene shows twin sisters holding hands while sleeping. HOSHIT! FUCK YEAR! But don’t get your hopes up, that’s about as awesome as it gets. Yes folks, there are NO fanservice in this deceitful animu. No bewbage, no pansu, no real lesbian wincest. Just uncomfortable situations between two twins, their loli sister and this annoying short lesbian with big bewbs. I expected better from you, Japan!

 

 

So it’s pretty much your normal slice of life animu, except it’s about twin sisters who shares the same bed, hold hands where ever they go and is stalked by an annoying short lesbo; but nothing really happens between them. Implied wincest isn’t enough, dammit! Still worth watching though, the animu is short and you get to ask yourself if sisters do these things IRL. One can only hope.

 

 

Up next: Badeyes McBlind marathons Maria-sama ga Miteru! Catholic All-girl school wooo!