Did somebody just say Weeaboo?

 

 

This blog is getting too weeaboo. I need something non-Japanese to write about. Give a random non-weeaboo topic and I’ll blog about it. Maybe.

 

 

 

prikitiw prikitiw prikitiw

 

 Wait, what?

Bad Touch! Sexual Harassment!

 

I’ve learned a lot of things during my 20-something years here on this realm; how to eat ice cream using chopsticks, how to pretend to be a gurl in the interwebs, how to make glue and liquid paper smell like semen(add a curly hair for added effect) etc etc. And then there are things that I’ve learned on one of the finer things in life: Sexual Harassment.

I’m sure you’ve all experienced this before, as both  the harasser and harasee. Your dad’s freaky fratmate that likes to hug you.  That gay guy who somehow knows your phone number and home address. That friend with a rather large set of bewbage, just waiting for your elbow to squish in between them with full force, accidentally of course. Right. We’re all guilty of this, especially us guys. I was recently harassed by a chick and a not-so-chick, I would have returned the favor(to the chick) if we weren’t in the middle of a 7/11 store. This is pretty much why I’m making this post.

 

I CAN’T FIND MY GLASSES! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

 

 

The women are beautiful and the men are women. Varying degrees of want. Lots of pretty colors which happens to be passing cars and jeeps. I’m going to Galle this evening to buy this week’s comics. May the force be with you. And also with you. Amen.

Candy Boy: The Animu that LIES

 

 

So, a certain SHAX forced me to watch a short 4 1/2-episode animu called Candy Boy with the false promise of Lesbo Wincest. There were neither candies nor boys in this animu. Lies and Slander!

 

 

The first scene shows twin sisters holding hands while sleeping. HOSHIT! FUCK YEAR! But don’t get your hopes up, that’s about as awesome as it gets. Yes folks, there are NO fanservice in this deceitful animu. No bewbage, no pansu, no real lesbian wincest. Just uncomfortable situations between two twins, their loli sister and this annoying short lesbian with big bewbs. I expected better from you, Japan!

 

 

So it’s pretty much your normal slice of life animu, except it’s about twin sisters who shares the same bed, hold hands where ever they go and is stalked by an annoying short lesbo; but nothing really happens between them. Implied wincest isn’t enough, dammit! Still worth watching though, the animu is short and you get to ask yourself if sisters do these things IRL. One can only hope.

 

 

Up next: Badeyes McBlind marathons Maria-sama ga Miteru! Catholic All-girl school wooo!

Know your fetishes!

 

Badeyes Mcblind, stealing memes from MR.POOLE’s site, thinks that knowing your fetishes and preferences is important!

Save the image, edit in paint, use bucket tool and click thy fetishes, upload, paste the url in the comment field, ????, PROFIT!

 

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Here’s mine:

 

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DON’T JUDGE ME! >:E 

Thanks to a guy we’ll hide under the name SHANAISHOT for linking me to the im/a/ge.

Edit: Here’s Mr. Siopao’s colorful fetishes:

 

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Edit 2:

Badeyes McBlind: Buruma?
SHAX: bloomers
SHAX: gym shorts

Too lazy to edit the images!

Edit 3: NIGHTMARE MODE

Put exactly five points per opposite side pair in the chart! Eg. 5 in Female, 0 in male. 3 in Cute, 2 in Beautifule etc etc.

Example:

SHANAISHOT’s chart

Plurk me up!

 

http://www.plurk.com/malabo

Add me, bitches!

 

also,

New Wallpaper! FUCK YEAR!

 

I finally grew tired of my Bruce Lee Green Lantern wallpaper and decided to get a new one. I was torn between two Immortal Iron Fist wallpapers, so why choose if you can get both?

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So basically, it’s two existing Immortal Iron Fist wallpapers merged into one using MSpaint(and asking someone to shoop some of colors). Special thanks to Chryz for helping me with the colors lol.

Street Fighter II: The Animu

 

A certain sniper asked me to download the 1996 Street Fighter Anim00ted series for him since since the torrent refused to work for him for some odd reason. I had to bring my heavy external hdd “Cathedral Terra” to schoolNetopia EGI so he can copy the files and share porn animu and vidyas.

When I started to watch the series, one thing that is emphasized is the close bonds between two 17yr old muscle-bound men. I remember the TV ad for some ice cream brand: “Sinong bespren mo do-oon? Syempre ikaw lang!”.  And then I realized something: This is gonna be so Gay.

 

So happy together.

 

As the series progressed, so did their friendship. And you all know what that means! Uncomfortable scenes!

Not gay at all.

 

But hey, those aren’t really scenes that’ll make your eyes bleed. What’s the deal? But then in episode 3, the two muscular men which we shall name “Rey” and “Kenneth” went to Hong Kong, rented the penthouse of an expensive hotel for a week so they can “train” together. Right. Of course, “training” is a sweaty task, so what better way to cool down than a nice swim?

 

SUDDENLY,

Badeyes McBlind, The Querido!

A very quick post:

Apparently I’m “a side dish, served as the main course” lolwut.

 

 

Also, Statutory Rape. Zomg!

Badeyes McBlind starring in “The Ultimate Test: The CSB Entrance Exam”

 

 

I took my CSB entrance exam this afternoon and here’s what I’ve learned:

ಠ_ಠ It’s okay to not bring ballpens - Just borrow from the proctor. CSB understands it’s future students!  I overheard ”SHIT! Bolpen!” quite a few times today. I even said it myself, but at least I bought a couple from National Bookstore before entering the campus. 

ಠ_ಠ Arriving very late is fine – CSB cares not for punctuality!

ಠ_ಠ Some people actually took the exam seriously - ’nuff said

ಠ_ಠ Stay away from foreign chicks - They will fuck you up! “This is a very impohtant test, yoh leg is very distracting” said the Taiwanese chick beside me. Stop looking at my leg then! She even asked the proctor to stop us from ‘disctracting’ her. Welcome to the Phailippines. Man, she needs to get rid of the sand in her vagoo. She apologized and smiled afterwards, but I really didn’t care. IF ONLY SHE WAS HOT.

ಠ_ಠ MDAS questions in a college entrance exam - This is just awesome. I overheard some guy complaining to his friend on how the math part was hard coz he forgot how to convert fractions to decimals. Damn, just damn. In a related note, I don’t know whether to laugh or facepalm so I did both at the same time: I FORGOT HOW TO COMPUTE FOR GCF FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

ಠ_ಠ 3D pictures suck - Questions involving Mass and Volume were made just to mess with you. Their only purpose is to consume your time. When you see a 3D-shaped drawing, just shade a random letter and move on to the next question.

ಠ_ಠ Science is for dweebs – Yes folks, there were no Science questions.  Somebody report this to the Science Police or Bill Nye!

ಠ_ಠ CSB-McDonalds Conspiracy - They purposely set exams on sundays, giving us no choice but to somehow manage to fit all the students and guardians(lol, a lot of people actually brought their parents along, making them wait for 4hrs) at the McDonalds branch across the street. ’tis a conspiracy!

There you have it, folks! Use this vital information if you suddenly find yourself booted out from your University only to enroll at the one across the street!